Beer Quotes

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson


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