Catholic Math Class

>> Little David , who was Jewish, was failing math. His parents
>>tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
>>centers, etc. Nothing helped.
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>> As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic school.
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>> "Those nuns are tough," they said.
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>> David was soon enrolled at St.Mary's. After school on the very
>>first day David ran through the door and straight to his room,
>>without even kissing his mother hello. He started studying
>>furiously, books and papers spread out all over his room. Right
>>after dinner he ran upstairs without mentioning TV, and hit the
>>books harder
than before. His parents were amazed.
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>> This behavior continued for weeks, until report card day
>>arrived. David quietly laid the envelope on the table, and went to
>>his room. With great trepidation, his mother opened the report.
>>David had gotten an A in math!
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>> She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked,
>>"David honey, how did this happen? Was it the nuns?"
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>> "No," said David. "On the first day of school when I saw that
>>guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!"
 


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