Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on
vacation so that I can get treated.
*Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
**Man: No, I am coming to you*.
*Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
**Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.***
*Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means
you are a human, not an animal*.
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*Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is***
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**I get up in the morning like a horse***
*I go to work like a deer***
*I work all day like a donkey***
*I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog***
*I play with my children like a monkey***
*I am like a rabbit in front of my wife*
*Doctor asked: Do you work in **DUBAI**.***
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come, no body will treat you better than me.
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