An angel
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."
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Anniversary
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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HELL
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist.
Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is."
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"BLIND"
On the first night of their marriage, the groom told the bride, "Darling, love is blind." "Yes dear," replied the bride, "but the neighbors are not, so please close the blinds."
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Cost for marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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Define marriage
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Diamond ring
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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Electric goods
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
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NOTE:
SINCE YESTERDAY I COULD NOT UPLOAD IMAGES IN THESE MAILS, I HAV ALSO NOTICED THE IMAGES PRESUMED TO BE UPLOADED BY BUGG AND AJUCHACKO ARE NOT REFLECTING EITHER.
MANY OF THEIR LOOKS BLANK,
FROGVIEW TEAM PLEASE SET RIGHT THE PROBLEM, EVEN MY MAIL TO U -ARE NOT OPENING, IT SHOWS ERROR
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