"Got Anything Smaller?"

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. He stammered,

DRIVER: "Where to?"

WOMAN: "Union Station,"

DRIVER: "You got it", taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked,

WOMAN: "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

DRIVER: "Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said,

WOMAN: "Does this answer your question?"

DRIVER: (still looking in the mirror) "Got anything smaller?"
 


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