|One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. He stammered,
DRIVER: "Where to?"
WOMAN: "Union Station,"
DRIVER: "You got it", taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
WOMAN: "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
DRIVER: "Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said,
WOMAN: "Does this answer your question?"
DRIVER: (still looking in the mirror) "Got anything smaller?"
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