THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON....
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>ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES
>TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:
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>"I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
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>I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE."
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>THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
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>NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
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>THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
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>A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER
>AFTER THE CUT.
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>BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
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>I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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>THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
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>THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK
>YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS WERE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
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>AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY
>THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
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>BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
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>I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. "
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>THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
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>THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
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>GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...?
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>CAN YOU
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>TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS .
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>COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN...... ......... ..
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>A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!
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