:) Aww- this is awesome!
If I Didn't Have a Dog or Cat...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in
safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled
and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and
cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound
like a kennel in my house.
When the doorbell rings, I could get to the
door without wading through fuzzy
bodies who beat me there.
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I
wanted, without taking into consideration how much
space several fur bodies would need to get
comfortable.
I would not have strange presents under my
Christmas tree -- dog bones, stuffed animals, toys,
treats nor would I have to explain to people why I
wrap them.
I would have money ..and no guilt to go on a
real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6
veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids
through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not
be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave
him/her/it ALONE.
My house would not be cordoned off into zones
with baby gates or barriers.
My house would not look like a day care
center: toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop
bags, treats and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to Spell the words
B-A-L-L, F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T,
B-I-K-E, G-O, R-I-D-E
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my
house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think
having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.
I'd look forward to spring and the rainy
season instead of dreading "mud" season.
I would not have to answer the question "Why
do you have so many animals?" from people who will
never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved
unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as
they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be.
I love my doggies so much! --buGG
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