|WORKING ON A MURDER CASE !!!!!!
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she
got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm
already working on a murder case!"
WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS!!!!!!
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
Drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit
When the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again;
even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third
time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.
A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail,
he discovered three traffic tickets: Each for not wearing a seat belt!.......hehe
MAKE A WISH NOW !!!!!
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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