Keralite Or Malayalis Or Malabaris !!

Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
@Kerala.

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
@Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
@To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
@To yearn menney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
@He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

What is a Malayali management graduate called?
@Yem Bee Yay.

Why did his wife divorce him?
@Because he was louwing another yuman (woman).

Who found out that?
@His andy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
@He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
@An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
@Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?
@Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peaples from Kerala.

Why are Arab countries looking for only Keralites?
@They are ready to do yennything for menney.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

Please don't delete this after reading, You should atleast send this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free
land near the rice field behind the lungi factory
with additional incentive of a whole month's
supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free.

Cheers !
 


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