Laloo Jokes - 1

Appointment Letter

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter
padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi
main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee

to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat

No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

once Sonia Gandhi, Laloo, a school girl and a Panditji was traveling in a plane. suddenly pilot approached them and told that planes one propeller has been failed and the other propeller will last for five minutes and in plane their are only four parachute. And the pilot

said that i am a good pilot and the country needs me so i am going to take one parachute and jump and after then Sonia Gandhi said that i am the leading leader of the country and the country needs me and took one parachute and jumped. And Laloo without saying anything took one and jumped. Now their is only one parachute and the Panditji said to the girl to jump with that last parachute and added that he was the old person what would he do by living rest of his life. BUT THE GIRL TOLD TO PANDITJI THAT WHY WAS HE WORRYING SHE WILL TAKE ONE PARACHUTE AND JUMP AND PANDITJI WILL TAKE ONE PARACHUTE AND JUMP AND SAID THAT, " LALOO HAD TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG AND JUMPED."

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