|Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast.
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of NIKEs.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don't have to run faster than that tiger, the guy replied. "I just have to run faster than you".
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