|A SMALL WHITE DOT
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out something
"exciting" and relate it to the class the next
When the time came to present what they'd found,
the first little boy
the teacher called on walked up to the front of
the class.....and with a
piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard and then sat
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
"It's a period," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is
so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my
sister was missing one.
Mommy fainted; daddy had a heart attack, and the
boy next door
joined the Navy."
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