Santa The Suicide Bomber

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to

suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and

bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.



He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies

soldier, can I suicide now?



Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.



Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?



Boss: Wait for more.



Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?



Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we

will look after.



Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
 


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