|Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to
suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and
bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies
soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we
will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
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