|This is your captain Abou Sayyah Welcoming both seated and standing
>> >passengers on board of Syrian Airlines.
>> >We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off, it was due to
>> >bad weather.
>> >This is flight 717 to Sham Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed,
>> >but we will end up somewhere in Syria. And, if luck is in our
>> >favour, we may even be landing on your village!
>> >Syria Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
>> >standards are so high, that even terrorists
>>are afraid to fly with
>> >It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30%
>> >of our passengers have reached their destination.
>> >If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
>> >arrange to turn them off!
>> >We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
>> >shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for
>> >our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to MEA Airlines, where
>> >their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>> >There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
>> >the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us
>> >to slow down!
>> >In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
>> >possible for the best view. If
>>however, we go a little too close, do
>> >let us know.
>> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
>> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
>> >and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
>> >seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
>> >for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
>> >touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
>> >your suitcase."
>> >"Thanking you all for choosing Syrian Airlines to fly for the first
>> >and last time"
>> >Wish You a nice trip,
>> >Captain Abou Sayyah
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