Test For Smart People

Test for Smart People...I have determined that you
qualify.


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down
for each answer. The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll
down UNTIL you have
answered the question!




1 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?











The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do simple things in an
overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.




3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals
attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?














Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in
the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used
by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?











Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart
friends.

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make
you feel good..
 


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