|Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a increase in pay?'
Maria: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase”.
Maria "The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did. Madam.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?
Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did
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