The Maid Wants A Raise

Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a increase in pay?'

Maria: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase”.

Maria "The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.

Madam: Oh.

Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did. Madam.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did

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