Time to LAUGH
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came
again..
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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my
house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
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If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's
younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patte _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, here only small Babies born!!!
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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a
traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhai, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin
hai !!!
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Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
hai.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se
baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .;)
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.
3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
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