|Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travelling in a train. The train
goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The womens
and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding
his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic
and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must
have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking:Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She
might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Bush again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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