1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE
ONLY.
When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing
Pants and Shirts also.
3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink
whenever you are HAPPY
4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
6. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because after
death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.
7. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.
8. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
9. Question : Can you SPELL a WORD that has more than 100 LETTERS in
it
?
Answer : P-O-S-T-B-O-X
10. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
your Friends.
11. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
12. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
13. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
14. Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the
first one
: Y R U fighting ?
Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK.
Examiner : So What.
Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.
15. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
16. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the
LIFE.
We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and
TRAGEDY of LIFE.
What is beautiful is not always good, but what is good is always beautiful..
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