Voted Women'S Favorite Email Of The Year! :-)

> >
> > > A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed
> > > home. He wanted her to see what she went through so he prayed: "Dear
> Lord:
> > >
> > > I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays
at
> > > home. I want Her to know what I go through, so please allow her body
to
> > > switch with mine
> > > for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> > >
> > > The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
> cooked
> > > breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes,
> > > fed
> > > them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home
> and
> > > picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
> > > bank
> > > to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away
> the
> > > groceries, paid the bills and balanced the e check book. He cleaned
the
> > > cat's litter box and Bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
> > > hurried to make the beds,
> > > do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran
> to
> > > the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the
> > > way
> > > home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
> > > homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the
> > > ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
> > > salad,
> > > breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper,
> > > he
> > > cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
> kids,
> > > and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
> > > chores
> > > weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love
> which
> > > he
> > > managed to get through without complaint.
> > >
> > > The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
> > > "Lord, I don't know what I was! Thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's
> > >
> > > being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
> > > The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> > > learned your
> > > lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
> > > You'll just
> > > have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
> > >
> > > ... Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year! :-)
> > >
> > >
> > > The harder you fall, the higher you bounce!!
 


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