When I Was Born, I Got A Choice (Nonveg. Jokes)

1.. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I am not able to remember, what did I choose?

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2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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3.. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

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5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!

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6.. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

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7.. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

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8.. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under

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10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.

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11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The best one)
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!

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12.. Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.

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13.. Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

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14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes.......

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15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",
many men still sleep with their wives!
 


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