Wife And Hus Or Hus And Wife??

> >Everbody needs his wife goodlooking ,smart
> >and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
> >
> >I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
> >must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> >
> >A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
> >
> >I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the
> >house.
> >
> >When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
> >him keep her.
> >
> >We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter
> >stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
> >
> >A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> >spend.
> >A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >
> >Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
> >suffering.
> >
> >Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
> >when they try to decide which one.
> >
> >Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and
> >lightning.
> >
> >Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
> >marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
> >
> >I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
> >
> >If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
> >word you say, talk in your sleep.
 


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